Bullying tale

At my old school, if you where in the same room as __________________ then life would be terrible until exiting the room, lets call ________________ avery.

Example, one day robbie millar was minding his own buisness, playing tether ball, He was wearing new awesome ornge blue electric green custom shoes.

"Your shoes are gay" says avery, making zero sence

"Dont worry Robberto millarios"(Owen and I call him that) "He just likes your shoes"

Averys friend ____________ (Lets call him issac) says, "Shut up bodhi, You dont even good at tetherball"

Owen trys not to laugh unsucsessfuly

"Same with you, *Bad word*"

Then a teacher comes in "Bodhi, how dare you accuse avery of being not like the rest of us?"

Now let me tell you about this teacher, owen and robbie and I where sitting on a railing

"Young men, this is outrageosly dissrespectful"

Everyone was used to her yelling, we thought she was yelling at someone else

"I dont know your names, but you better get the... over here" *pause* "Mrs may, what are these young mens names?"

I come in, "which young men?"

"You, him and him"

This is a first, me, getting in trouble with a troubled teacher?
"Why where you sitting on that rail? Dont you know the rules?"

"What rules"

"No sitting on the rail!!!!!!!! Do you know what could happen?"

Robbie trys to contain her "We could fall back and crack our skulls"

"Worse, You could lose half of your teeth!!!"

"Oh that would be terrible!!!"

"Yes it would" She opened her mouth and showed us how absoulutely terrible it would be to be like her

Back to avery and issac

"You are so mean, I am contacting the pricable"

That is one example, but soon new insults sprang out of nowhere

"Why do you have a dead raccon on your head?"

"Ha ha, Your named bodhi, that must suck"

Stuff like that

One day, when attempting to fling a bagel into his mouth, it landed in his hood, there for knighting him

Sir. Avery le' bagel hood